The Great and Powerful Trixie!

askderpyhooves:

here it is trixei! were verrys srory for that custmoer seruvice is our nmeurber 1 priortiy

it shoudl be delivred soon

p.s. will yuo come to the mail ofifice and do a preformnace? we wolud love to see yr tricks!

About time! The Ponyville Post office? 
Hmmm… If it’s on the outskirts of that smelly little place you call a town, I may be able to come around and WOW AND AMAZE YOU ALL~!

Anonymous asked: "I think The Great and Powerful Trixie is too magnificent for any one brony to handle."

I think he was implying multiple bronies cou- You know what I'll just be gone.

I think that’s the best option for you. 

Anonymous asked: I don't like what the previous Anon was implying.

What was he implying, fair anon?

If there was some deeper meaning, I’m afraid it flew over the Great and Powerful Trixie’s head

Anonymous asked: I think The Great and Powerful Trixie is too magnificent for any one brony to handle.

The Great and Powerful Trixie agrees wholeheartedly.

Anonymous asked: lol secret admirer or stalker?

Both it seems.

Trixie is… uncomfortable. 

Anonymous asked: Oh Great and Powerful Trixie, you are the most perfect pony ever. I will follow you wherever you go. Over the cliffs and beyond the mountains, forever will I be there to see every performance. It may not work out, but you will have my unwavering support, you have my word!

Um… The Great and Powerful Trixie… thanks you?

misswinterssolstice asked: The Great and Powerful Trixie has garnered so much fame as of late that I was wondering what your plans are as far as more media exposure goes. Do you plan on having leading roles or guest spots in any movies or television shows anytime soon? What about merchandising? I would gladly purchase anything associated with your name. <3

Simple Simple admirer~
I will be marketing myself until THE SUN EXPLODES WITH THE MIGHT OF ONE MILLION ATOMIC WARHEADS.
PURCHASE AWAY!
 

navaha asked: So I heard you couldn't even defeat an Ursa Minor in Ponyville. WHERE DO THESE HORRIBLE LIES COME FROM!?

NEEEEEIIIIGHSAYERS

fuckyeahderpy asked: Is there any chance you will be appearing in Ponyville anytime soon? Or were you, you know... banished? D:

The Great and Powerful Trixie begrudgingly apologizes. 
She will not be returning to Ponyville except to exact revenge on that Twilight Sparkle.
No, I was not banished! NOPONY CAN BANISH TRIXIE.
NOPONY!

theblackstrawberry asked: My day does not start until I see The Great and Powerful Trixie!

Likewise! HAHA!
 Trixie makes it a habit to use only the most dangerous scientific advances to look at herself~