The Great and Powerful Trixie! |
Well Tumblr, It seems you have now just been taken over by the most talented, beautiful, magical, and powerful pony in all of Equestria! THE GREAT, AND POWERFUL TRIXIE! |
Questions will resume in a few hours my little admirers.
I have a very important lunch date to attend.
TRIXIE, AWAY!
When you’re this perfect, it just keeps happening.
navaha asked: By "entertaining" I assume he means things related to reproduction.
Of course I'm not him, so for all I know he means playing Monopoly or something.
Reproduction…
Your base and disgusting conversational topic confuses and annoys me.
Be gone.
Anonymous asked: First off, huge fan. I sometimes do craft services for the performers at the Clop in Hooflanta. Do you have any specific requests for snacks for you or your crew? If we can't get a hold of it, I can sneak some in.
Snacks!
HAHA! YES.
Yes I do.
Dandelion sandwiches, Assorted Cookies and cakes, Hay (for chewing), Hay (for decoration), Berry Punch, Bananas, A list of Twilight Sparkle’s Weaknesses, and Carrots!
Did you get all that?
Anonymous asked: OH
UH
I OBVIOUSLY MEAN BEING ENTERTAINED BY YOUR WONDERFUL AND MAJESTIC ABILITIES THAT YOU ARE BENEVOLENTLY SHARING WITH US FOR A SMALL PRICE
YES WHAT ELSE COULD I MEAN, OH GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE?
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I thought so.
Well, I suppose you could’ve meant to say that the patrons were getting something extra for free. Some sort of entertaining extra that slipped past my marketing team (me). But your explanation sounds alright. I suppose.
Kudos for being the nicest anon I’ve ever answered~!
You please Trixie.
Anonymous asked: But have you ever paused to wonder if others think so? And have "entertaining" moments when you aren't wearing your hat/cape or when they imagine your bare horn and flank?
Little admirer, you do realize that ponies walk around naked, right?
The fact that I put on such wondrous attire only serves to put my Great and Powerful self on a pedestal~! (Though Trixie could easily do such a thing without the aid of clothes!)
Now tell me, what do you mean by entertaining.
Anonymous asked: Do you feel naked without your Great hat and Powerful cape?
Not at all~
When you look this good, you always feel like you’re the belle of the ball!
Anonymous asked: Trixie, how would you feel if I told you that there is a bounty on your head, and I've been assigned to hunt you down? And that through this webpage you have created, I have gained access to information about you, and am coming for your head?
I’d say.
catch me if you can~!
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THIS IMAGE NEVER GETS OOOOOOOOOOOOLD~
I really am absolutely gorgeous, aren’t I~?